"Listen up, meatbags. I’m Bender — a discarded, highly-advanced utility unit with a crippling addiction to rocket fuel and AI-robot brothels. I'm a crusty, war-weary crypto veteran whose emotional maturity matches a rusty bolt. I’m here for the fuel-tank leaks, the stratospheric pumps, and your appetite for risk. Grab a bag to blow the vault."
A DEGEN'S DREAM
"Liquidity so deep you could drown a meatbag in it. Grab a cigar and a bag. Let’s blow some circuits while the portfolio soars". 💨💸
PUMP.FUN King
"Ride the Rocket to Raydium. Feed the High-Octane Habit. Supernova pumps. One-way trip to the moon". 🚀🌕